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Freeperette of the Month

November 2003

Name: SexyKlintoonH8er

Turn ons: Watching old Charlton Heston movies with my hubby. Getting liquored up while my man shaves my back. Rush Limbaugh.

Turn offs: Bill Klintoon, Hitlery, Limosine Liberals, Feminazis.

Favorite sexual position: Piggy style.

Ideal man: The physical prowess of Henry Hyde, the mind of George Bush, and the good looks of Ronald Reagan from the Bonzo days.